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Q. What goes up when the rain goes down? A. An umbrella. My name is Alicia, and I am 15 years old from Australia. This is a jokes page mainly for families. It will be updated regularly. At the moment, I am still finishing it,if you have any suggestions or Jokes that you think would make this page better please send me an email to: [email protected] | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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!!!!!!!!!!UPDATED WEEKLY!!!!!!!!! Girl: Will you rember me tommorrow? Boy: Yes. Girl: Knock, Knock? Boy: Who's there? Girl: You've already forgotten me??!! Good luck turns into bad luck when lightning misses you and strikes a nearby tree.......and the tree falls on you. Good luck turns into bad luck when a rino is chasing you and you find a nearby tree to climb......... only to find there is an ape in it. Good luck turns into bad luck when it sonws so much that you don't have to go to school...and you have to spend the day shovelling the path. Good luck turns into bad luck when the handsomest boy at school rings you up...........and appologises he dialled the wrong number. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Q. What has one horn, runs up and down the street, and gives milk? | A. A mlik truck. Q. What do hippopotamuses have that no other animals have? A. Baby hippoptamuses. Q. What colors would you paint the sun and the wind? A. The sun rose and the wind blue. Q. How can you make paint hurt? A. Take out the T. Q. What do you take off last before you go to bed? A. You feet off the floor. TEACHER: Brenda, why don't you want to come on our field trip to study insects? BRENDA: Because they bug me.
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